Life is Like a Float Trip on a River that a Superhero Won’t Save You From

Super Kung Fu Tiger Girl pounced into the room and asked what I was doing.
“Struggling,” I replied.
“I promised to write something for someone. I missed the deadline and can’t write it,” I told her. “Maybe you can help.”
“What do you think life is like?” I asked my 7-year-old daughter.
“Life is hard,” she said, then quickly [...]